12 Wrong Things Guys Do While Masturbating. Every Guy Does These Mistakes!

12 Wrong Things Guys Do While Masturbating. Every Guy Does These Mistakes!

“Self-help is the best help”
~ A popular proverb

Well no, but boys will be boys. It is a weird but common habit with guys to help their soldier stand at attention at weird times of the day. Wherefore they come by this fancy, no one knows; it’s something in the air. Anyway, it is common. But do guys do it right? Or are their efforts damaging their own bodies and minds?

Here we have tried to compile 12 things guys are doing wrong with lil Willie; or Dick, whatever floats your boat.

1. Taking him out in public

Taking him out in public

BIG NO. Come on guys, you can do better than that. I know the craving hits you smack on the head at the oddest of hours, but seriously? And you don’t know what germs you are letting in on your…thing. Hygiene first, guys. Respect Dick if you don’t want him to let you down.


2. Dry handling is manhandling

but why?

USE LUBRICATION. Ouch. How do you even do it without proper lubricants? Or at least lotions. The friction will invariably cause your thing to get inflamed at some point. The consequence: injuries (ouch), itching, irritation, a burning sensation or even infections. Trust me, you want none of that.


3. Not being in the moment

Not being in the moment

If all you can think about is finishing, you will never be occupied with safety, hygiene or even the enjoyment of the act. So the next time, try and enjoy what you are doing instead of hurrying it and forcing it.


4. Too intense acceleration

Too intense acceleration

This can lead to erectile dysfunction and the ladies’ kryptonite: premature ejaculation. This can also cause serious foreskin related injuries and infections, if the friction is too much.


5. Not mixing it up

Not mixing it up

If you keep doing it the same way all your life, there is a high chance of you getting de-sensitized. This is serious. It might lead you to never enjoy sex/masturbation if not done in that one particular way. Don’t let ‘him’ get used to something too much. Mix your technique up.


6. Don’t forget the rest of your body

just believe it

Just be comfortable man. Don’t let one organ dictate every other part of your body or existence. Make sure you are relaxed and in the moment.


7. Too often

Too often

Refer to point 5. Do not let him get used to a single type of thing by repeating it too often.


8. Getting addicted

Getting addicted

Self-help is okay as long as it is a craving and not a habit or addiction. This would in turn lead to desensitized sexual existences.


9. Porn addiction

Porn addiction

Watch what Chris Rock has to say about this particular thing on his Netflix special Tamborine. Kind of ruined his marriage of 16 years, this.


10. Toys

Toys

No. If you want an injury however, go right ahead.


11. Going too hard

Going too hard

Again no-no. Any injury to Willie takes a lot of time to heal if it heals at all. Even if it does, it leaves marks.


12. Recording sessions in any way

Recording sessions in any way

Just don’t embarrass yourself. No one wants to see you do it. NO ONE.

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